Arts and farts and crafts: day 3: Wine Reviews
Spring Mountain, 2006, Syrah. This wine is an explosion of cacao-covered craisins baked in an oven made of leather softer than a baby’s ass. Ever wonder what sex jumping out of an airplane tastes like? This is it.
Spring Mountain, 2004, Elivette. This wine is subtle, mature, and unexpected. Ever wonder what your best friend’s mother giving you a slow massage after dusting herself in rose-scented parfum and hand-feeding you fresh-picked blueberries in an oak forest tastes like? This is it.